Yes, this is game footage.

Jane is the love interest of John in the infamous Plumbers Don't Wear Ties video game, which is widely regarded as one of the worst video games of all time.

John meets Jane when she goes to a building for a job interview and falls for her instantly.  They meet each other but Jane goes into the building for her interview.

The boss, Mark Thresher, asks her to take her clothes off, much to her shock.  She does strip to her bra but she runs from Thresher, kicking him in the face.  Thresher grabs a pen and goes after her. 

John sees Jane running from Thresher and chases after Thresher to save Jane.  After being subdued, Thresher offers Jane $5,000,000 for one night of sex but John says he wants Jane for a lifetime.  Jane chooses John's offer and they send the police after Thresher, but not before Thresher gets raped by a bag lady.  John and Jane go to the parking lot where they first met where you choose the ending to the game. 

Hollywood Ending

John and Jane kiss and she gets onto his motorcycle.  She however, does not believe  John when he says he's a plumber.

Something Completely Different

Jane says she's a virgin and plans to become a nun.


  1. As stated above, this is widely regarded as one of the worst video games of all time, in fact, many consider this game even WORSE than the infamous E.T. the Extraterrestrial video game for the Atari 2600, and is a large reason for the commercial failure for the 3DO.
  2. The game was said to be an FMV style game, but only the introduction of the game was FMV, the rest was basically a slideshow, and some of the still images had photoshop filters added to some.
  3. Jane is played by Jeane Basone, better known as Hollywood, one of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.
  4. The gameplay is basically like using a DVD menu and thus gameplay is nearly non-existent.  You can actually play this game on YouTube.

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