"I will never have sex with you. Ever! If you were the last man on Earth and I was the last woman on Earth and the future of the human race depended on our having sex simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you." 

-Vanessa after being aggressively propositioned by Austin

Vanessa Kensington was a spy for British Intelligence and Austin Powers' first real love and is a parody of all of the Bond girls in the first Austin Powers film, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.


Vanessa was the daughter of Austin's first partner. After being cryogenically frozen in the 60s and revived in the 90s, Vanessa is assigned to be his new partner. Right away, she finds him repulsive, due to his sleazy nature and bad teeth. Austin however takes a liking to Vanessa and offers to take her out for a date in Vegas.

Vanessa finds herself slowly warming up to Austin. After he had sex with Alotta Fagina however, she went back to despising him. When they manage to infiltrate Dr. Evil's base, Austin apologises and tells Vanessa he loves her. After defeating Dr. Evil, they are happily married and Vanessa is made a full agent.

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In The Spy Who Shagged Me, Vanessa is revealed to be a fembot (a robot designed to seduce men and kill them). She self-destructs, leaving Austin momentarily least until he realises he's single again.  British Intelligence admitted they knew all along Vanessa was a fembot all along, though after admitting it, Austin just lets it go after realizing that he is now single again.

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Alotta FaginaEdit

Alotta was one of Dr. Evil's agents, tasked with seducing Audtin Powers and obtaining information from him. They had sex, but its unknown what intel she got from him, if any. Noticing Austin's lustful gaze of Alotta, Vanessa admits that she's jealous of her. Austin admits that he had sex with her, but it didn't mean anything, which only enraged Vanessa.

Alotta captures Vanessa and holds her hostage, but Vanessa manages to break free and knocks her unconscious. Its implied that Alotta was killed as Dr. Evil's base self-destructed.

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